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Idk why I ever stopped this series. So much alpha. Anyway we're back now. 👊

MM Update: 3:20pm March 16th (Sub Only alpha)

The top 10 crypto alpha tweets I bookmarked this week.👇

Dropped a lot of alpha this week lads, several education posts, a lot of analyses and one trade - the $BTC long which was a winner, 2.6R profit. I can't give you fish everyday, but been teaching you how to fishing in the last 2 years lads. LFG!

💥 Boom! Another Macroeconomic Earthquake! 💥 Hold onto your hardware wallets, frens! The U.S. just hiked tariffs on goods from Mexico, Canada, and China, sending traditional markets into their usual tailspin of panic and speculation. But what does this mean for us, the brave degens of the crypto world? Could this be the ultimate moonshot moment for crypto, or are we about to witness another bloodbath that would make even the most diamond-handed hodlers sweat? Let’s dive deep into the macro madness and see why this might be the best time ever to rethink your crypto game! 🌍 Macroeconomics: Why Should Crypto Care? You might think tariffs are just TradFi problems, but oh no, my fellow digital wanderers, they send ripples through every market—including ours. Here’s why: 📌 Weaker Global Trade = Money Looking for Alternatives When countries slap tariffs on each other, imported goods get more expensive. This slows down economic growth, pushes inflation higher, and makes people question traditional investments. 📌 Fiat Uncertainty = Crypto Strength? If tariffs trigger a major economic slowdown, central banks might start printing money again. This weakens fiat and makes Bitcoin look like the ultimate inflation hedge (again). 📌 Stock Market Rollercoaster = Crypto Volatility x2 Big money moves fast. If hedge funds get scared of stocks, they either cash out or YOLO into riskier assets—and guess what? Crypto is always on their radar. 💡 Hot Take: If the macroeconomy is about to get wrecked, we could see BTC, ETH, and alts being used as a hedge against fiat—but only if we play it right! 🎢 How Will Crypto React? 🚀 Scenario 1: Bitcoin Moon Mission The world freaks out, fiat weakens, institutions rush into BTC like it’s the last life raft on a sinking ship. Bitcoin dominance skyrockets. Meme coins ride the wave. Crypto Twitter goes insane. 🩸 Scenario 2: The Great Dumpening A mass sell-off in traditional markets drags crypto down too. Whales buy the dip, plebs panic sell. Alts get rekt while BTC and stablecoins become the safe haven. 💀 Scenario 3: Black Swan Chaos Governments blame crypto for the financial mess (again), regulations tighten, and centralized exchanges come under fire. Privacy coins and decentralized platforms explode in value as people search for financial freedom. Which one do you think is most likely? Drop your prediction below! 👇 🏆 How Should You Play This? If you’re a true Crypto P disciple, you already know: Adapt or get rekt. ✅ Stack Smart: Hold a mix of BTC (safe haven), ETH (ecosystem leader), and some high-risk alts for degen plays. ✅ Stay Liquid: Keep some stablecoins ready to buy dips and degen into chaos. ✅ Watch the Fed & Markets: If central banks start printing, bet on Bitcoin pumping. ✅ Decentralize Your Assets: CEXs could get shaky—not your keys, not your coins. 🔥 Bonus Alpha: Watch privacy coins like Monero & decentralized trading platforms. If government regulations get tight, these could see INSANE growth. 📢 Final Thought: This is Why We Are Here! In a world where tariffs, inflation, and governments keep screwing up economies, crypto is our escape hatch. 🔮 “Bitcoin isn’t just money. It’s a revolution wrapped in code.” — Crypto P If you’re reading this, you’re already ahead of 99% of people still stuck in the fiat matrix. Keep your eyes open, your cold storage ready, and your mind sharp. Let’s ride this storm like the true crypto degenerates we are! 💎🙌 #Bitcoin #CryptoNews #MacroTrends #Altcoins #Investing #CryptoP